I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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