Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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