But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
We left the knife in your bed.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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