Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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