well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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