I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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