Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
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