he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
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