we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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