I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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