You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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