So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
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