They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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