I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
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