very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
Pooping to opera.
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