they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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