i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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