I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
Randomize
