Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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