Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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