bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Randomize
