It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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