Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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