this will be a night to untag.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
Randomize
