Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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