I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Who died my cat blue again?
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