So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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