my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Do vagina's smell?
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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