but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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