scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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