How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Randomize
