i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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