I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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