My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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