It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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