i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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