I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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