This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
