was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
two words: eviction party
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
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