I would go down on you faster than GM stock
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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