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Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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