what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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