Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
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