It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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