Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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