Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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