I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Randomize
