I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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