I must be too annoying 4 u.
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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