i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
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