Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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