that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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